Any funny pull over stories?

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  1. Carolyn

    Carolyn Gold Member

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    I got pulled over last year in my 2013. A blacked out charger (cop) followed me for 4 miles (I didn't know this was a cop). pulled me over right around from my house said I was speeding. I said I don't know how that was possible I was in traffic I would of been in the bumper of the car in front of me. He then proceeds to tell me he was coming from a drug house. Me:.UH, I am not coming from a drug house my face is red cause I am coming from the gym. Him: Well, I thought you were someone else. Me: Uh, did you think I was a guy? Him: No, but you have tinted windows which are illegal. ME: I can see through these windows. Him: Well I heard the engine revving. Me: My husband told me I should do it. Him: What kind of car is this? You better slow down cause you are going to get a lot of attention in this car. Duh, isn't that the point? NO ticket...
     
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    Marty and I were headed to his sister's house Easter morning 2 years ago. I was in my (then) brand new 2013 Challenger 392. I was speeding ... an empty back road, during church hours on Easter morning? Hellz yes, I was speeding. The GSP (Georgia State Patrol) pulled me over, and asked if I knew how fast I was going. I smiled, and said as sweetly as I could, "Yes, Sir. I was slowing down for the curve in the road ahead. I was down to 87. But Sir, it is a beautiful morning. A holiday. My husband actually has today off, and we are on the way to have Easter dinner with family. I am in THIS car, and you are the only other car I have seen in over 10 miles. Wouldn't you be speeding, too?" He did not say a word, but his lips were holding back a smile, and he took my license and registration back to his car. While we were waiting, I gave Marty a shrug and said, "Oh well. My first speeding ticket in 20 years, I guess I was due. Let's just hope he does not take me to jail." We turned on the stereo while we waited ... and guess what song started playing just as the officer walks up to my window? Yep. Riding Dirty by Chamillionaire. Marty and I burst out laughing, the officer looks confused. I tried to explain while Marty muted to music. All three of us start laughing, and the officer tells me to slow it down, and let's me go. I thank him profusely, and tell him to have a "Hoppy Easter", as I hand him a package of purple Peeps that I was taking to my sister-in-law.

    I dunno, perhaps this story is just one of those, "Ya Had Ta Be There", type stories, but the timing of that song was perfectly hilarious (to Marty, Officer Jones, and me, at any rate)! :)

    April
     
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    The ladies on this site will have the only getting outof a ticket stories
     
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    Very true. Unless some of the men have moobs.
     
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    PRICLESS!
     
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    I prefer to call mine chesticles!
     
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    I think my daughter or wife could get me out of any ticket, problem is that my wife don't let me drive fast
     
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    Ok. That called up a mental image that not even bleach is going to remove. :(

    April
     
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    April,,I think it's due time to see more pictures of dante around town,, come on girl,,, mines stuck in storage, show us your car, lol
     
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    I have not gotten a ticket in a looooong time. (Thank you, Lord!) My dear husband, however, has been pulled over MANY times, but has never ... ever ... been given a ticket. He BRAGS about it and taunts me to the point that the last time he was pulled over, i BEGGED the officer to give my husband a ticket. I told the man I would give him $50 to give Marty a ticket and wipe that smug look right off his face. Then the officer asked me if I realized that I was trying to bribe him. Sigh. I retracted my statement, and explained to the officer the reason I had made the offer in the first place. He still let Marty go. Marty REALLY ragged on me for the next 45 minutes ... until I threatened to shoot him in the mouth if he did not shut it.

    Marty still has not gotten a ticket. &!#%$@&*)^

    April
     
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    Trust me, you do not want to see Dante right now ... he is covered in yellow pine pollen. Not a pretty sight.

    April
     
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    And what happens when your driving alone, hmm.....
     
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    All bets are off...usually in the hellcat,I drive so everyone has a good look at it
     
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    That is being a very naughty she devil!!!
     
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    Brian gets tickets...he has a lead foot...I told him you better get one hell of a radar...He hasn't had one in a while,but my moneys on him for the first ticket..lol
     

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