Can't find the jokes thread so i'll try here

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  1. hell2pay

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    A blind guy goes into home depot looking for a job.He is told that he needed to be able the tell the difference in each wood.The blind guy said I can tell by the smell.
    So the manager put a piece of pine in front of his nose ,the guy go its pine
    then the manager puts a piece of oak ,the guy go oak
    the manager put a piece of red wood,the guy go red wood
    So the manager said to himself ,I'll get him
    He said to the cashier pull down your pants and put your ass by the blind guys nose.the blind guy said ,I can't get it please turn it over
    So she turns around and puts her private part to his nose.
    The blind guy said I know what it is
    The manager said what is it
    The blind guy said,It's the outhouse door of a tuna fish boat
     
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