Florida Hellcat caught speeding

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  1. Lew

    Lew Silver Member

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    A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Hellcat Challenger out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the awesome power that is a Hellcat.

    “Amazing,” he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.

    Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He pushed it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 then 130. Suddenly he thought, “What am I doing? I’m too old for this!” and pulled over to await the trooper’s arrival.

    Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Hellcat. He looked at his watch, then said, “Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding – a reason I’ve never before heard – I’ll let you go..”

    The old gentleman paused then said, “Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back.”

    “Have a good day, Sir,” replied the trooper.
     
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    Did B5 Blue pick up his car in FL? LOL
     
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    70Cuda Yep, its got a HEMI

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    When I picked up my 2008 Challenger I was pulled over for speeding and the Officer asked me why I was speeding, I got out of the car and handed him the key, he looked at me then the car then the key and said have a nice day.
     

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