Holy Hell-Cat!

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  1. april77

    april77 Naughty SheDevil Mod Staff Member Hellcat Car Club Gold Supporting Member HCC Charter Member

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    Well,

    It has happened AGAIN! I got a call from Marty after he got to work this morning ... he hit ANOTHER deer. The Obvious blessing is that Marty did not get hurt! I really feel, however, that we need a priest to perform an exorcism on that Mercury Milan Hybrid, because that thing is possessed! This is the 11th animal he has killed with that car, and the 5th time there was damage that sent it to the body shop. Today's damage is the lowest so far, and it is $2500.00. SIGH!

    I told Marty today that I really want to get rid of that car, and I am begging him to trade it in on that truck he has been talking about. So, we are going this weekend to look at trucks. Wish me luck ... I would really love to get rid of that scary, possessed car! LOL!

    April
     
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    Glad he is OK.... But tell him to start looking for deer...
    They are after him
     
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    What u going to do with that deer ? Can we make deer steaks and let HCDC cook them :)
     
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    MaxxMuscle Gold Member Hellcat Car Club HCC Charter Member

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    O...glad Marty was ok also.
     
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    Glad Marty is okay. That is an awful looking car. Definitely get a truck
     
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    Do it wear his favorite lip stick and help him choose right truck gc srt ;)
     
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    1949chopper NC STATE PRESIDENT Hellcat Car Club HCC Charter Member

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    And put a big cattle guard bumper on it.
     
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    The deer was still alive when Marty pulled over after hitting it, and he said he could hear the poor thing screaming. (Ugh!) He was going to go see what/if anything he could do for the deer, but then an 18 wheeler came barreling through, and turned the deer to road pizza. EW! But, at least the poor thing did not suffer long. So, I do not think any of us wanted venison that we had to scrape up ... probably would have been gritty at the very least!

    Deer ... so beautiful, but soooo stupid! Thus far, the collection of animals Marty has hit with that car has included: 2 deer, 2 raccoon (one was HUGE and caused a lot of damage), 1 dog (that one was especially sad), and the rest were all 'possom and armadillos.

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    hum I say keep the car so far Marty has cheated death 11 times in that car. that's better then a cat.

    maybe you mad max the car and it will scare the animals away
     
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    Ram 3500 4x4 with road armor!!
     
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    Always look out for 3 legged deer, they will definitely f your car up:D
     
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    That is the one that gets my vote! He is considering the Ram1500 5.7, or the Ford F150. I prefer the Ram, but it will be his truck, so he needs to get what he likes. I already have my car! :D

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    Elbow him in the eye while he is sleeping a few times. He'll get the Ram 1500
     
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    Gatta ask; does Marty drink and drive?
    Jus saying. 11 deer hunting trips??
    Baha ha baha ha..
     
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