joke with hellcat involved

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  1. challenger 3

    challenger 3 Senior Hellcat Member

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    Rich guy and a poor guy go shopping for the Wives, they went off their separate ways and decided to meet back at noon for Lunch. They met back for lunch and poor guy asks the rich guy what did you get your Wife. Rich guy replies a fur coat and a Hellcat. Poor guy replies what did you get her that for. Rich guy says if she doesn't like the fur coat she'll LOVE that Hellcat. Rich guy asks poor guy, what did you get your Wife. Poor guy responds, pink slippers and a DILDO. Rich guy says what did you get her that for. And he says, if she doesn't like the slippers she can go f*** herself.
     
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  2. 70Cuda

    70Cuda Yep, its got a HEMI

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    hey I got an idea, mothers day is around the corner:eek:
     
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    Funny!
     
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    Tammie SRT Hellcat Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

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    Win/win for both wives!!! :D
     
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    Sure is. Every woman loves a pair of slippers! Can't go wrong. Add a vacuum cleaner in the mix and she will be in heaven!
     
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  6. april77

    april77 Naughty SheDevil Mod Staff Member Hellcat Car Club Gold Supporting Member HCC Charter Member

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    YOU, Sir, are getting into a lot of trouble, lately! What has gotten into you?? ;) Must be the Spring weather ...

    April
     
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    Tammie SRT Hellcat Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

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    LOL! If I had a man that was poor and could only afford to get me slippers, I would be happy to have them because he bought them for me. Any gift is special if it is from the heart. Now, if he said that if I didn't like them I could go *&*($% myself, well the slippers would have a new cozy cave home and my man would not be sitting comfortably.:confused: With that said, the wife who got the Hellcat is REALLY lucky! To heck with the fur coat, I would just take the car and be a happy camper!:D
     
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    april77 Naughty SheDevil Mod Staff Member Hellcat Car Club Gold Supporting Member HCC Charter Member

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    LOL! Amen, Sister Tammie! That reminds me of a cartoon I saw the other day! See below.

    April

    Funny-Comic-Easter-Bunny-Slipper-1.jpg
     
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  9. Tammie

    Tammie SRT Hellcat Moderator Staff Member Gold Supporting Member

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    LMFAO!!!! That is totally me when I first wake up. Not really coherent! Still laughing.:D
     
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    challenger 3 Senior Hellcat Member

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    image001.gif shouldn't post this, thought maybe some would laugh
     
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    april77 Naughty SheDevil Mod Staff Member Hellcat Car Club Gold Supporting Member HCC Charter Member

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    You are bad! LOL!

    April
     
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    I just thought that was a bad kitty. Thought it fit with hellcat
     
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