Lion Tamer

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  1. Paladin06

    Paladin06 Have Guns Will Travel Staff Member Hellcat Car Club Gold Supporting Member

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    A circus owner ran an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a retired sergeant in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.

    The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

    The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.

    The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life."

    He then turns to the retired Sergeant and asks, "Can you top that?"

    The tough old Sarge replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there."
     
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    nice one
     
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    PlumTexasCrazy HELLCAT LIFE MEMBER Hellcat Car Club HCC Charter Member

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    Great!! Lol
     
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    Thanks for the good laugh I needed that. :D
     
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    1949chopper NC STATE PRESIDENT Hellcat Car Club HCC Charter Member

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    Pics or it didn't happen. :eek:
     
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