love story...

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  1. Slowhand

    Slowhand Gold Member

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    Slowhand finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his Sublime Challenger 777HP HellCat for an upcoming show.

    His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've just been thinking, now that we are married maybe it's time you quit spending all your time out here in the garage and you probably should just consider selling your car.

    Slowhand gets this horrified look on his face. She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

    "There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife."

    "Ex-wife!”, she screams, "YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE MARRIED BEFORE!!!!!!!"

    Slowhand's reply: "I wasn't".
     
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    april77 Naughty SheDevil Mod Staff Member Hellcat Car Club Gold Supporting Member HCC Charter Member

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    LOL! Did that shush her?

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