Miss Francis

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  1. april77

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    I was out running some errands, and on the way home I saw that Miss Francis was sitting out on her front porch (she lives a few houses down from me). Miss Francis is one of the smartest, tiniest, funniest, ladies I have ever met ... a sheer delight! The first day I met her she invited me onto her porch, offered me some fresh, sweet, iced tea, and insisted that I "sit and chat for a spell" ... so I did. Miss Francis (who is 97 years young) and I visited and shared stories with each other, and before I knew it, I had been there for two hours. So today when I saw her on the porch, I stopped to visit. And as always, I was SO glad!!

    Miss Francis started the conversation off by asking me if I knew of any single men ... because she is looking. She was VERY quick to inform me that she did not want an old man, she wanted a young man, around 75 - 79. I asked her what made her decide to seek out a man (her husband died 8 years ago) and she told me that she is lonely, and really horny, that is why she needs a young man, because she wants one that still has lead in his pencil. I nearly fell off the porch! LOLOLOL! Then she tells that part of the reason she is all hot and bothered is my fault. I nearly choked on the iced tea that I was drinking, and asked how on earth I could have possibly gotten her, um, shall we say, worked up??? She said not YOU ... that loud, obnoxious, sexy, magnificent, beast of a car that you are always driving. LOLOL! I asked her if she wanted to go for a ride in it, and she told me yes, but not today. She wants to go right after she has her hair done, then she wants to go, "cruising for a man and see if that car can get me laid". I nearly died ... she is hysterical!!!!

    Needless to say, I will MAKE time to take Miss Francis for a ride in Dante, whenever she is ready! I will be sure to take pictures!!!!

    April
     
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    That's gonna be me when I'm older....lmao! Hats off to that lady...gives the term Cougar the real meaning.
     
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    Me, too! I will be the nasty, foul mouthed, old, woman that scandalizes everyone, LOLOLOL!

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    Love the " 75-79 younger man ":D.
     
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    OMG, I wish ya'll could meet her, she is precious!!! LOLOL! I always leave her porch with a big grin on my face!

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    Very strange story,,,,,Carolyn,,, don't you think it's strange... Like kinda hit Detroit area
     
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    I have no idea what you are talking about....lmao
     
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    Okay so does that mean I don't have a chance?
     
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    Nevermind if you don't know.....lol
     
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    Are you talking about me?
     
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    Never mind my wife would say no anyway
     
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    I'm not making any comment on this, I'm already in trouble with JeKo on another thread because my Hellcat is faster, I have a Sunroof
     
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    Oh,really I'm sure
     
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    Honest and true (well mostly) check the Dodge site it says Hellcat Challenger with Sunroof 708 HP
     
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    I haven't seen it been a long time since I've been on here.
     

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