The Captain's shirt

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    High on the ship's mast, the look out called down to the captain that he had spotted an enemy ship on the horizon. The captain asked the first mate to go fetch his bright red shirt. The first mate, being new to the ship, asked the captain if that was a lucky shirt. The captain replied that he didn't want the shirt because it was lucky, he wore the bright red shirt whenever he went into battle so if he was ever wounded, his men would not notice the injury and would continue to fight. The first mate thought that was a pretty ingenious way to hide the blood.

    Just then the look out called down to the captain that he had spotted twenty enemy ships on the horizon. The captain turned to the first mate and said, "Bring me my brown pants!"


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    thats funny
     
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    are you guys always this funny?
     
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    Love that video
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    wow that's something
     
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    LOL! Brown pants ... I like it! :D

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    april77 Naughty SheDevil Mod Staff Member Hellcat Car Club Gold Supporting Member HCC Charter Member

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    OMG ... that video! As we say down here in the South ... "Well, don't THAT make your rear-end suck a lemon?????"

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    Thats crazy and funny but the school bus eights are the best:confused::confused:
     
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    For our friends in blue...


    A couple of young tourists are pulled over by a highway patrolman. The officer walks up, asks for the driver's license and registration, and when he doesn't get it quickly enough, whacks the driver in the head. "That's for not having your driver's license ready," he snaps. "I ain't got all day." After he issues the driver a ticket, the patrolman walks around to the other side of the car and whacks the passenger in the head.

    "Owwww!" hollers the passenger. "What'd you do that for?"

    "That's to make your dream come true," replied the cop. "I know that when you'd gotten a half-mile down the road, you were gonna say to your friend here, 'Wish he'd tried that with me!'"


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