The Golden Years

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  1. Paladin06

    Paladin06 Have Guns Will Travel Staff Member Hellcat Car Club Gold Supporting Member

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    San Tan Valley, AZ
    Challenger SRT Hellcat
    Car keys....... priceless

    .After a meeting several days ago, I couldn't find my keys. I quickly gave myself a personal "TSA Pat Down."

    They weren't in my pockets. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.

    My husband has scolded me many times for leaving my keys in the car's ignition.

    He's afraid that the car could be stolen. As I looked around the parking lot, I realized he was right.

    The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car,

    and that it had been stolen.

    Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband:"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

    There was a moment of silence. I thought the call had been disconnected, but then I heard his voice. "Are you kidding me?"

    he barked, "I dropped you off!"

    Now it was my turn to be silent.

    Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

    He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop that I didn't steal your damn car!"

    Welcome to the golden years..............
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