Wife missing

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  1. Paladin06

    Paladin06 Have Guns Will Travel Staff Member Hellcat Car Club Gold Supporting Member

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    Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!

    Sheriff: Height?

    Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

    Sheriff: Weight?

    Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
    Sheriff: Color of eyes?

    Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
    Sheriff: Color of hair?

    Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.

    Sheriff: What was she wearing?

    Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
    Sheriff: What kind of car did she go in?

    Husband: She went in my truck.
    Sheriff: What kind of truck was it?

    Husband:A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and underglow wheel well lighting.


    At this point the husband started choking up.

    Sheriff: Take it easy, we'll find your truck.!
     
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  2. Ray Hunsaker

    Ray Hunsaker Silver Member Hellcat Car Club Gold Supporting Member HCC Charter Member

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    ha ha ha good one.
     
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    hemiplymouth Senior Hellcat Member

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    LOL
     
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    If that ain't the DAM truth in this MAN MANIA MOTOR HEAD world, what is? That's a classic, and needs to be documented and made into a poster to hang on the wall of most MOTOR HEADS garages or shops.
     
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    lol awesome
     
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    Supercharged_Fun Silver Member

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    YUP!!!!!!!!!
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    That's great! Thanks for sharing this I needed a good laugh.
     
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    CNYHC SRT Hellcat Supporter Gold Supporting Member

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    I know that most of us know, and are a little ashamed, that this is true...
     

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