My Quote if I get pulled over:
" I'm an old guy with bad gas, but is there any sexual act that will get me out of this ticket?"
Later:
"I'm not crying.... It's the smell that's making me tear up..."
If that fails it will probably go like: "Is that a tazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........"
" I'm an old guy with bad gas, but is there any sexual act that will get me out of this ticket?"
Later:
"I'm not crying.... It's the smell that's making me tear up..."
If that fails it will probably go like: "Is that a tazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........"
