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They ask me one or combination of the following so please share your experiences by commenting below

1) what's the top speed? With my wife in it or with my lover?
2) didja punch it yet? My wife or my lover?
3) how fast did you take it? More than 200 mph for sure, I was going that fast that I was in a different state when I look at the street signs
4) gotta ticket yet? I usually keep a couple of Franklin's with my registration
5) can I touch it? GFY
6) how much did you pay? It was a gift
7) is this your hellcat? No, I just stole it
8) is that your hellcat? No, I was house sitting and the keys were on the table
9) can you adopt me? Yes my fiancé and I cracked when we heard this one. Do you have good pedigree?
10) how many horsepower? 700? 701? 702? 703? 704? 705? Nope still wrong. More than 950
11) what's it do at the crank ? 1500
12 what's it do at the wheels? they go round and round
13) where's the intake? In the car
14) how's it feel? Being harassed?
15) how's the mpg? 200 likes per gallon
16) what's the mileage per tank of gas? Not a whole lot !
17) what's that? A car with 4 wheels
18) what? What's a hellcat?
A KICK ASS CAR !!!!
 
I think so, send him two more decals and he'll be fine !!! haha

Hang on Bfusion, Hellcat is coming and after that, life to the fullest !!!
I'm hanging, sometimes it's harder than others. It's frustrating when you feel like you are one of the people that have waited the longest, when in reality you are in a boat with probably hundreds of others and are totally helpless.I want this car REALLY badly and it pisses me off that they can pull this crap and I just have to put up with it.
 
I'm hanging, sometimes it's harder than others. It's frustrating when you feel like you are one of the people that have waited the longest, when in reality you are in a boat with probably hundreds of others and are totally helpless.I want this car REALLY badly and it pisses me off that they can pull this crap and I just have to put up with it.
I understand, in January my wife almost sent me to the therapist ! And if you are upset/mad/disappointed at FCA, just remember that it is tax season !! haha
 
Sorry April, I knew you would take that wrong, it wasn't with a W. I love the Hellcat ladies! And I do mean ladies.:):)

No, no ... you already blew it. Too late now!! I will nevah, evah, hug you again!

April

PS - LOL!

PPS - Don't let it happen again. Now go get back in your box.

PPPS - But I am still not going to hug you again. :p
 
No, no ... you already blew it. Too late now!! I will nevah, evah, hug you again!

April

PS - LOL!

PPS - Don't let it happen again. Now go get back in your box.

PPPS - But I am still not going to hug you again. :p
I expected that. I wasn't nice. Besides I'm not really a member of the Club anyway. All the REAL owners look down their noses at us wanna be's. It's ok to admit it we all know the truth.:D
 
way to go bfusion, been there dun that:eek:
 
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